you are definitely “that guy.” but so are lots of men on okcupid!
and i’m glad that you’re far away :)
nice neg, bro
sorry brandon, but i haven’t been into diapers since like 1989.
why yes, mr. scary clown, i would love to go on a boat ride with you! that doesn’t sound like the premise of a bad horror move at all
oh, you two should just hook up already!